Top 15 Pick up Lines

1) "If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?" 



2) I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? 



3) "I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?" 

4)  "Either way, I'm going to have you tonight, so you might as well be there."

5) "Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?"

6) "Lets do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?" 



7) "I love every bone in your body, especially mine." 

8) "Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!" 

9) "Sorry, I thought you were someone else, by the way, here's my card."   


10)  "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Cindrella?"

11)I know a great way to burn off the 300 calories in that pastry you just ate. 

12)"Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?" 

13)Nice to meet you, I'm John and you are...gorgeous!

14)Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?   

15)If I followed you home, would you keep me?  

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Romantic SMS!!!

 I am on a mission:
 Mission to avoid you,
 to forget you, 2 get rid of you,
 2 not 2 talk with you or meet u,
 You know what my mission name is-
 MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!! 

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Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...

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Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know,  Maybe I will never show.. 
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I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever! 
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Every time 

I miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much! 
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Best & Most Selected One Liners

• My girlfriend is like my iPad...I don`t have an iPad.
• Don't flatter yourself sweet heart. The only fan you got is on the ceiling.
• Mario,I wasted my childhood to save your bitch.
• Save the planet!Kill yourself.
• Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
• Wise men talk because they have something to say;  fools, because they have to say something.
• You have kind eyes. The kind I'd like to poke out.  

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How to get away with your Bad report card from parents!!!

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Peter and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Peter said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Peter taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Peter can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, 

Alicia.

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

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Tricky Questions!!

1)First Question:
 You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What  position are you in?

 Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
 If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

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  2) Try not to screw up in the next question.
  To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.

  Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

  Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong  again.
  Tell me, how can you  overtake the LAST person?


  You're not very good at this are you?

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 3) Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head
 only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

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How to track a lost cell phone

There are basically 3 concepts behind tracking a cell phone

1. Every mobile phone has a unique identification number known as IMEI number that is different from any other cell phones. When you make a call from your cell phone, both your IMEI number and SIM number get recorded at the service provide database like MAC address and IP address of computer. When you lose that cell phone, if any body else replaces your sim with his sim and makes a call , then the same IMEI number but with new SIM number gets recorded at the service provider database.

Hence you could get information from the service provider about who is using your lost cell phone.

2. Another method of tracking a lost cell phone is generally a special feature in various smart phones called "Cell phone Tracking" . You can enable this feature to automatically send a text message to a predefined number in case a new sim is inserted. So, if you lose your cell phone and someone inserts his sim than as soon as the mobile starts the mobile automatically sends the new sim number to a predefined cell number. 

Hence you can know the new user mobile number and backtrack the name and location of the owner with the help of service provider.

3. Another method of mobile tracking is based on Internet and GPS system. You could install particular application that uses mobile IMEI and /or SIM number to keep track of mobile activities and location. You could use the web based version of such application in any PC to track the activities related that cell phone. 

Location tracking of a cell phone is done by analyzing signals from nearby BTS towers and GPS.

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In the picture you can see two same triangles have 4 parts just arranged differently.
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Brilliant Insults

• Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head 
• If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport! 
• I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it. 
• Shock me, say something intelligent.
• I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my arse.    

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