- My girlfriend is like my iPad...I don`t have an iPad.
- Don't flatter yourself sweet heart. The only fan you got is on the ceiling.
- Mario,I wasted my childhood to save your bitch.
- Save the planet!Kill yourself.
- Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
- Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
- You have kind eyes. The kind I'd like to poke out.
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