Smartest way to pick up girls and ask them out- The most-selected Pick-up Lines.

Did you lost your way? You must be up there angel!
  • Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
  • I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
  • How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
  • Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Wanna come up for some sex and pizza?... Whats the matter, you dont like pizza?
     
    Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
  • Are you from Mars? 'cause your ass is out of this world!
  • Lets play house, you be the screandoor and I'll bang you all night long.
  • The only time I'd kick you outta bed would be to fuck you on the floor!
  • Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
  • Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
  • I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
  • Nice legs what time do they open.
  • How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
  • Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?

Absolutely funny...Just don't stop reading in the middle.

Can you read it?

Funny Toilet sign

Justin Bieber Fear

A girl walks into her house with her boyfriend. The girl says to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room.”

Mom says, “Ok honey, you kids have fun.”
 
When they are up there the Mom hears: “Oh..Baby baby baby oh!”
 
The mom walks to the door and ask, “What the hell is going on?”
 
The girl says, “Mom we're just having sex.” 

Mom says, “Oh thank god I thought you guys were listening to Justin Bieber.”

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39 56.com Online Media 66,000,000 3.9% 960,000,000 Yes
40 orkut.com.br Social Networks 62,000,000 3.6% 43,000,000,000 No
41 about.com How-To‚ DIY & Expert Content 61,000,000 3.6% 550,000,000 Yes
42 skype.com Voice & Video Chat 61,000,000 3.5% 540,000,000 Yes
43 7k7k.com Casual Games 61,000,000 3.5% 4,800,000,000 Yes
44 dailymotion.com Online Media 61,000,000 3.5% 870,000,000 Yes
45 flickr.com Photo & Image Sharing 60,000,000 3.5% 1,700,000,000 Yes
46 pps.tv Online Video 60,000,000 3.5% 500,000,000 Yes
47 qiyi.com Movies 59,000,000 3.5% 1,400,000,000 Yes
48 bbc.co.uk World News 56,000,000 3.2% 2,500,000,000 Yes
49 4shared.com File Sharing & Hosting 56,000,000 3.2% 2,500,000,000 Yes
50 mozilla.com Internet Clients & Browsers 55,000,000 3.2% 340,000,000 No
51 ku6.com Online Media 51,000,000 2.9% 410,000,000 Yes
52 imdb.com Movie Reference 50,000,000 2.9% 1,000,000,000 Yes
53 cnet.com Consumer Electronics 50,000,000 2.9% 370,000,000 Yes
54 babylon.com Translation Tools & Resources 50,000,000 2.9% 1,100,000,000 Yes
55 mywebsearch.com Search Engines 50,000,000 2.9% 1,200,000,000 Yes
56 alibaba.com Import & Export 50,000,000 2.9% 1,100,000,000 Yes
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58 uol.com.br Web Portals 49,000,000 2.9% 5,800,000,000 Yes
59 badoo.com Dating & Personals 46,000,000 2.7% 6,500,000,000 Yes
60 cnn.com Broadcast & Network News 46,000,000 2.7% 1,300,000,000 Yes
61 myspace.com
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62 netflix.com DVD & Video Rentals 46,000,000 2.7% 2,300,000,000 Yes
63 weather.com Weather 45,000,000 2.6% 950,000,000 Yes
64 soku.com Online Video 45,000,000 2.6% 790,000,000 Yes
65 weibo.com Social Networks 42,000,000 2.4% 2,800,000,000 Yes
66 renren.com Social Networks 42,000,000 2.4% 3,300,000,000 Yes
67 rakuten.co.jp Shopping Portals & Search Engines 42,000,000 2.4% 4,400,000,000 Yes
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70 booking.com Hotels & Accommodations 41,000,000 2.4% 790,000,000 Yes
71 ehow.com How-To‚ DIY & Expert Content 41,000,000 2.4% 210,000,000 Yes
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76 globo.com Web Portals 38,000,000 2.2% 3,700,000,000 Yes
77 mapquest.com Maps 38,000,000 2.2% 250,000,000 Yes
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79 answers.com
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81 chase.com Banking 37,000,000 2.2% 2,500,000,000 Yes
82 naver.com Search Engines 37,000,000 2.2% 24,000,000,000 Yes
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88 ganji.com Shopping Portals & Search Engines 35,000,000 2% 970,000,000 Yes
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90 scribd.com Social Networks 34,000,000 2% 140,000,000 Yes
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92 tumblr.com Online Journals & Personal Sites 34,000,000 2% 1,700,000,000 Yes
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95 vkontakte.ru Social Networks 34,000,000 2% 48,000,000,000 Yes
96 avg.com Antivirus & Malware 34,000,000 2% 340,000,000 Yes
97 walmart.com Mass Merchants & Department Stores 34,000,000 2% 870,000,000 Yes
98 pptv.com TV Networks & Stations 32,000,000 1.8% 540,000,000 Yes
99 xinhuanet.com News 31,000,000 1.8% 880,000,000 Yes
100 mediafire.com File Sharing & Hosting 31,000,000 1.8% 370,000,000 Yes

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