Best ways to prove yourself an 'Asshole'

  • Continuously call a person asking "Is this Jack?". When he finally gets fed up and
        says "Yes, I am Jack?" , say "Wrong number!" and hang up.
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  • Blow out other peoples birthday candles.
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  • Try to get rid of a fly or bug at computer screen with mouse cursor.
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  • When giving out directions, leave out a turn or two.
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  • Wear a large hat to the movies.
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  • Kick the people trying to enter into a bus.
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  • Argue with yourself.
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  • Take your own food to a restaurant and complain about the playing music.
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  • Ask the price of everything in a shop and leave.
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  • Touch the paintings at the museum.
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  • Freeze for 10 seconds in middle of a crowded street.
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  • Go to a medical shop and ask for jewellery.
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  • Record over a borrowed VCR tape.
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  • Stay directly in front or behind fire trucks and ambulances.
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  • Talk with your mouth full.
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  • Answer a question with a question.
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  • Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
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  • Spot test “Wet Paint” signs.
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  • Approach any person on the street , say "You're it!" and run away.
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  • Change channels every two seconds.
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  • Highlight the text in other peoples books.
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  • Announce when your going to the toilet.
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  • Apologize a lot, but don’t change.
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  • Throw 5$ at your date after sex and leave.
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  • Interchange the cable of keyboard & monitor in a lab.
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  • Start playing drums when everyone sleeps.
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  • Let doors slam behind you in people’s faces.
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