One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went golfing.
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A minister, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
Bartender says "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
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Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone rings! "YES".. OK, BYE".
She turns to her lover and says, "THAT'S MY HUSBAND, SAYS HE'S NOW GOLFING WITH YOU."