- It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
- So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
- I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
- I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
- If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
- Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
- I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
- Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
- I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
- I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
- Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
- Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
- Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
- As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
- Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
- Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
- Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
- Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
- Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
- Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
- Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
- How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
- Man - Do you like to dance? Woman - Yes !
Man - Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to
your friend?
