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What frustrates the sardarji when his wife delivers twins???
He wonders who is the father of the second child.
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When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask.
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beater, insensitive lout... it's just the money.
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At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter.
Stupid Question: Is the "blah, blah, blah" dish good
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
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A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be yours forever."
The guy says 'thanks for the warning'
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You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar.
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83 fish in a tank 27 drowned how many is left? . stop counting stupid fish cant drown!
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A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says :" Too boring, too many characters and no story".
LIBRARIAN says : Oh! You are the one who took the phone directory away??
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Computer Acronyms
BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
WWW - World Wide Wait
SCSI - System Can't See It
DOS - Defunct Operating System
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
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Beautiful pictures are developed from negatives in a dark room...So if you see darkness in your life be reassured that a beautiful picture is being prepared.
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