Algorithm followed by Majority of Girls on Facebook
1. Upload a new profile picture.
2. Wait for almost EVERYONE to Like and/or Comment "cute", "cho...chweeet", "so nice", "awesome", "beautiful" etc...
3. Be happy...
4. Respond to every comment & like INDIVIDUALLY with “Thanks, tky, Thank you sweetie…, you are so sweet” etc..so that the number of comments rises exponentially...
5. Be happy again!!!
6. Go to step 1 :P
2. Wait for almost EVERYONE to Like and/or Comment "cute", "cho...chweeet", "so nice", "awesome", "beautiful" etc...
3. Be happy...
4. Respond to every comment & like INDIVIDUALLY with “Thanks, tky, Thank you sweetie…, you are so sweet” etc..so that the number of comments rises exponentially...
5. Be happy again!!!
6. Go to step 1 :P
Funniest Email Conversation - The Missing Cat
From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Poster
Hi
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.
This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.
Thanks Shan.
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Poster
Dear Shannon,
That is shocking news. Luckily I was sitting down when I read your email and not half way up a ladder or tree. How are you holding up? I am surprised you managed to attend work at all what with thinking about Missy out there cold, frightened and alone... possibly lying on the side of the road, her back legs squashed by a vehicle, calling out "Shannon, where are you?"
Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.
Regards, David.
From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Poster
yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today.
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Poster
Dear Shannon,
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Poster
Hi
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.
This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.
Thanks Shan.
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Poster
Dear Shannon,
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Poster
yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today.
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Poster
Dear Shannon,
Funniest ad conversation
Comanche Quest
Original ad:
Looking for a jeep comanche. Must be running and in good condition, can pay up to $500, offers for other trucks will be ignored.
From Mike Partlow to *********@*********.org:Looking for a jeep comanche. Must be running and in good condition, can pay up to $500, offers for other trucks will be ignored.
Hey, I couldn't help but notice your ad looking for a Comanche. I don't have one, but seeing as it is such a rare car I figured I'd help you out and put you in touch with a friend of mine who is selling his. Would you like his contact information?
Mike
From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:
yeah that would be great thanks
From Mike Partlow to Joel *******:
Okay, it is ***********@gmail.com. Just tell him Mike sent ya.
Mike
From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:
Ok thanks
From Joel ******* to Leo D:
Hey there your friend mike told me that you were interested in selling your jeep comanche?
From Leo D to Joel *******:
Ugh...freaking Mike. I'm sorry. Mike is an idiot. I told him that I knew a guy selling a Comanche. I'm not selling one. If you want I can have that guy contact you. I'll give his email address: *******@yahoo.com
What is Deja vu?
Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny, he has to rewind it and show it to his friends.
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