New Crimea Attorney General - Cute Natalia Poklonskaya
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| So cute and innocent |
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| Natalia Poklonskaya giving speeh to media |
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| She has been popular in Japan and spreading virally since she seems to resemble a Japanese anime character |
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| Natalia Poklonskaya photo taken few time back |
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| So that's her - Natalia Poklonskaya, New Attorney General of Crimea |
Xia, Chinese man who look like North Korean Leader Kim Jong
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| Xia, a 38-year-old lookalike of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, smokes a cigarette at his barbeque food stall in Shenyang, Liaoning province, China, March 22, 2014. Photo by Reuters |
Funniest email Conversation - Angry TV Buyer
Original ad:
I want a flatscreen tv. at least 40 inches and under $500. hit me up if you got what I want
I want a flatscreen tv. at least 40 inches and under $500. hit me up if you got what I want
From Me to ***********@**********.org:
Hey,
I am selling my 42" Westinghouse plasma TV for $400. It is in excellent condition. I'm just selling it because I got a bigger one and don't need this one anymore. Let me know if you are interested.
Mike
From jim ****** to Me:
yeah man thats perfect. ill buy that as soon as possible. would you be able to bring it to my house? i dont have a car. im home pretty much all day every day
you can call me if you want 610-***-****
From me to jim ******:
No problem, Jim. I could bring it by tomorrow after work. Are you sure you want to buy it though? I don't want to bring it there and have you decide you don't want to buy it.
Mike
From jim ****** to Me:
no i definitely want it. just bring it over man
my address is 415 ********* rd, ******, PA
just call me if you have any trouble
From me to jim ******:
Okay, I'll be over tomorrow.
From me to jim ******:
Jim,
I'm very sorry I was unable to make it to your house today. I had the TV loaded in the back of my pickup truck, and I was all set to go to your house. I just decided to make a quick stop in Chester to buy some stuff from a friend, and when I got back to my truck, the TV was gone. I can't figure out what the hell happened to it. I'm thinking maybe I hit a bump and it slid out of the truck, because I do forget to close my tailgate sometimes. I don't really remember if it was in the truck when I parked it, so I am baffled.
Anyway, this is totally my fault. Seeing as how I promised you a TV and lost it, I am going to help you out. I signed you up for a 2 year subscription to Plasma TV Enthusiasts Weekly. It is an excellent magazine that will give you a lot of information on plasma TVs to help you make the right decision when buying one. It is normally $84.99 a year, but
Hey,
I am selling my 42" Westinghouse plasma TV for $400. It is in excellent condition. I'm just selling it because I got a bigger one and don't need this one anymore. Let me know if you are interested.
Mike
From jim ****** to Me:
yeah man thats perfect. ill buy that as soon as possible. would you be able to bring it to my house? i dont have a car. im home pretty much all day every day
you can call me if you want 610-***-****
From me to jim ******:
No problem, Jim. I could bring it by tomorrow after work. Are you sure you want to buy it though? I don't want to bring it there and have you decide you don't want to buy it.
Mike
From jim ****** to Me:
no i definitely want it. just bring it over man
my address is 415 ********* rd, ******, PA
just call me if you have any trouble
From me to jim ******:
Okay, I'll be over tomorrow.
From me to jim ******:
Jim,
I'm very sorry I was unable to make it to your house today. I had the TV loaded in the back of my pickup truck, and I was all set to go to your house. I just decided to make a quick stop in Chester to buy some stuff from a friend, and when I got back to my truck, the TV was gone. I can't figure out what the hell happened to it. I'm thinking maybe I hit a bump and it slid out of the truck, because I do forget to close my tailgate sometimes. I don't really remember if it was in the truck when I parked it, so I am baffled.
Anyway, this is totally my fault. Seeing as how I promised you a TV and lost it, I am going to help you out. I signed you up for a 2 year subscription to Plasma TV Enthusiasts Weekly. It is an excellent magazine that will give you a lot of information on plasma TVs to help you make the right decision when buying one. It is normally $84.99 a year, but
Algorithm followed by Majority of Girls on Facebook
1. Upload a new profile picture.
2. Wait for almost EVERYONE to Like and/or Comment "cute", "cho...chweeet", "so nice", "awesome", "beautiful" etc...
3. Be happy...
4. Respond to every comment & like INDIVIDUALLY with “Thanks, tky, Thank you sweetie…, you are so sweet” etc..so that the number of comments rises exponentially...
5. Be happy again!!!
6. Go to step 1 :P
2. Wait for almost EVERYONE to Like and/or Comment "cute", "cho...chweeet", "so nice", "awesome", "beautiful" etc...
3. Be happy...
4. Respond to every comment & like INDIVIDUALLY with “Thanks, tky, Thank you sweetie…, you are so sweet” etc..so that the number of comments rises exponentially...
5. Be happy again!!!
6. Go to step 1 :P
Funniest Email Conversation - The Missing Cat
From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Poster
Hi
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.
This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.
Thanks Shan.
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Poster
Dear Shannon,
That is shocking news. Luckily I was sitting down when I read your email and not half way up a ladder or tree. How are you holding up? I am surprised you managed to attend work at all what with thinking about Missy out there cold, frightened and alone... possibly lying on the side of the road, her back legs squashed by a vehicle, calling out "Shannon, where are you?"
Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.
Regards, David.
From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Poster
yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today.
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Poster
Dear Shannon,
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Poster
Hi
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.
This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.
Thanks Shan.
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Poster
Dear Shannon,
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Poster
yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today.
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Poster
Dear Shannon,
Funniest ad conversation
Comanche Quest
Original ad:
Looking for a jeep comanche. Must be running and in good condition, can pay up to $500, offers for other trucks will be ignored.
From Mike Partlow to *********@*********.org:Looking for a jeep comanche. Must be running and in good condition, can pay up to $500, offers for other trucks will be ignored.
Hey, I couldn't help but notice your ad looking for a Comanche. I don't have one, but seeing as it is such a rare car I figured I'd help you out and put you in touch with a friend of mine who is selling his. Would you like his contact information?
Mike
From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:
yeah that would be great thanks
From Mike Partlow to Joel *******:
Okay, it is ***********@gmail.com. Just tell him Mike sent ya.
Mike
From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:
Ok thanks
From Joel ******* to Leo D:
Hey there your friend mike told me that you were interested in selling your jeep comanche?
From Leo D to Joel *******:
Ugh...freaking Mike. I'm sorry. Mike is an idiot. I told him that I knew a guy selling a Comanche. I'm not selling one. If you want I can have that guy contact you. I'll give his email address: *******@yahoo.com
What is Deja vu?
Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny, he has to rewind it and show it to his friends.
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