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What happened to the Chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner?
He smashed his nose.
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Quote of the Day.
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato
10 Most Amazing Facts!!!
1. If you are struck by lightning, your skin will be heated to 28,000 degrees Centigrade, hotter than the surface of the Sun.[Oh God, so you become toast at the moment]
2. If you trace your family tree back 25 generations, you will have 33,554,432 direct ancestors – assuming no incest was involved. [Incest.........hahaha]
3. Every time you sneeze your heart stops a second.[Make sure you survive that moment.]
4. The word “set” has the most definitions in the English language.
5. The “Sixth Sick Sheik’s Sixth Sheep’s Sick” is the hardest tongue-twister.
6. Albert Einstein never wore any socks.[I don't think so . Do you?]
7. The average human will eat 8 spiders while asleep in their lifetime.[WTF That's ridiculous]
8. In space, astronauts cannot cry because there is no gravity. [Same on you]
9. There are about 6,800 languages in the world.[OMG I could never learn 'em all]
10. The typical lead pencil can draw a line that is thirty-five miles long.[Now that is a hell of a distance , ain't it?
2. If you trace your family tree back 25 generations, you will have 33,554,432 direct ancestors – assuming no incest was involved. [Incest.........hahaha]
3. Every time you sneeze your heart stops a second.[Make sure you survive that moment.]
4. The word “set” has the most definitions in the English language.
5. The “Sixth Sick Sheik’s Sixth Sheep’s Sick” is the hardest tongue-twister.
6. Albert Einstein never wore any socks.[I don't think so . Do you?]
7. The average human will eat 8 spiders while asleep in their lifetime.[WTF That's ridiculous]
8. In space, astronauts cannot cry because there is no gravity. [Same on you]
9. There are about 6,800 languages in the world.[OMG I could never learn 'em all]
10. The typical lead pencil can draw a line that is thirty-five miles long.[Now that is a hell of a distance , ain't it?
Some Amazing Facts!!!
1. If you are struck by lightning, your skin will be heated to 28,000 degrees Centigrade, hotter than the surface of the Sun.[Oh God, so you become toast at the moment]
2. If you trace your family tree back 25 generations, you will have 33,554,432 direct ancestors – assuming no incest was involved. [Incest.........hahaha]
3. Every time you sneeze your heart stops a second.[Make sure you survive that moment.]
4. The word “set” has the most definitions in the English language.
5. The “Sixth Sick Sheik’s Sixth Sheep’s Sick” is the hardest tongue-twister.
6. Albert Einstein never wore any socks.[I don't think so . Do you?]
7. The average human will eat 8 spiders while asleep in their lifetime.[WTF That's ridiculous]
8. In space, astronauts cannot cry because there is no gravity. [Same on you]
8. In space, astronauts cannot cry because there is no gravity. [Same on you]
9. There are about 6,800 languages in the world.[OMG I could never learn 'em all]
10. The typical lead pencil can draw a line that is thirty-five miles long.[Now that is a hell of a distance , ain't it?
Joke of the day.
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Man to super hot Air Hostess:
What’s your name?
Air hostess: Eva Benz.
Man: Lovely name, any relation with Mercedes Benz?
Air hostess, Smiling: “Same price“
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Man to super hot Air Hostess:
What’s your name?
Air hostess: Eva Benz.
Man: Lovely name, any relation with Mercedes Benz?
Air hostess, Smiling: “Same price“
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Truth of Girls Profile Pictures.
What does a girl's profile pic tell you !!!?
1. If she is very beautiful with 1000's of friends, its fake.2. Her profile pic has lovely Angelina Jolie on it, she is shy, ugly or both.
3. There is a guy in the pic along with her… she is already booked.
4. There are more than one girl in the pic…. she is most probably the ugliest one.
5. The pic is taken from a side angle of her face…. she is most probably fat.
6. The pic is taken from far away…. definitely not a fake profile, just try to zoom in with
your eye lenses to figure out more of her.
7. The pic is of a baby, cake, heart or any other stupid thing,… most probably a teen who
needs to grow up.
8. A pic with a ugly face…. click the back button as soon as you can before anyone
catches you red handed.
9. A pic with a beautiful face and all profile info hidden… she is probably the one for you
… but don’t be so excited, she wont accept your friend request.
10. A pic with a guy’s face,…. ahem ahem wrong number.
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