Naughty SMS!!!

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always Be SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
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Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
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Lastnight I went to bed without you..cold,naked,thinking of you, missing your warmth, your soft touch against my skin. Where were you lastnight, my lovely pajamas.
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I really deeply wish that you are here with me in my room.on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. to show you my watch glow in the dark.
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He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, 
swalowd, when he was satisfyed,  he left, I was hurt, BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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Very good!
Intelligent Huh!
Tomorrow we'll learn A-B-C-D ...
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Confused ? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
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What is the height of Flirting?       
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
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 !@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% Oh sorry if you could't understand it. In fact this was Jackie Chan sms that I forwarded.
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This is your mobile operator. We can see that you are too dumb to use your mobile so please put it on the floor and start jumping on it .
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