Showing posts with label Funny but True. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny but True. Show all posts
New Crimea Attorney General - Cute Natalia Poklonskaya
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| So cute and innocent |
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| Natalia Poklonskaya giving speeh to media |
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| She has been popular in Japan and spreading virally since she seems to resemble a Japanese anime character |
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| Natalia Poklonskaya photo taken few time back |
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| So that's her - Natalia Poklonskaya, New Attorney General of Crimea |
Xia, Chinese man who look like North Korean Leader Kim Jong
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| Xia, a 38-year-old lookalike of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, smokes a cigarette at his barbeque food stall in Shenyang, Liaoning province, China, March 22, 2014. Photo by Reuters |
Funniest email Conversation - Angry TV Buyer
Original ad:
I want a flatscreen tv. at least 40 inches and under $500. hit me up if you got what I want
I want a flatscreen tv. at least 40 inches and under $500. hit me up if you got what I want
From Me to ***********@**********.org:
Hey,
I am selling my 42" Westinghouse plasma TV for $400. It is in excellent condition. I'm just selling it because I got a bigger one and don't need this one anymore. Let me know if you are interested.
Mike
From jim ****** to Me:
yeah man thats perfect. ill buy that as soon as possible. would you be able to bring it to my house? i dont have a car. im home pretty much all day every day
you can call me if you want 610-***-****
From me to jim ******:
No problem, Jim. I could bring it by tomorrow after work. Are you sure you want to buy it though? I don't want to bring it there and have you decide you don't want to buy it.
Mike
From jim ****** to Me:
no i definitely want it. just bring it over man
my address is 415 ********* rd, ******, PA
just call me if you have any trouble
From me to jim ******:
Okay, I'll be over tomorrow.
From me to jim ******:
Jim,
I'm very sorry I was unable to make it to your house today. I had the TV loaded in the back of my pickup truck, and I was all set to go to your house. I just decided to make a quick stop in Chester to buy some stuff from a friend, and when I got back to my truck, the TV was gone. I can't figure out what the hell happened to it. I'm thinking maybe I hit a bump and it slid out of the truck, because I do forget to close my tailgate sometimes. I don't really remember if it was in the truck when I parked it, so I am baffled.
Anyway, this is totally my fault. Seeing as how I promised you a TV and lost it, I am going to help you out. I signed you up for a 2 year subscription to Plasma TV Enthusiasts Weekly. It is an excellent magazine that will give you a lot of information on plasma TVs to help you make the right decision when buying one. It is normally $84.99 a year, but
Hey,
I am selling my 42" Westinghouse plasma TV for $400. It is in excellent condition. I'm just selling it because I got a bigger one and don't need this one anymore. Let me know if you are interested.
Mike
From jim ****** to Me:
yeah man thats perfect. ill buy that as soon as possible. would you be able to bring it to my house? i dont have a car. im home pretty much all day every day
you can call me if you want 610-***-****
From me to jim ******:
No problem, Jim. I could bring it by tomorrow after work. Are you sure you want to buy it though? I don't want to bring it there and have you decide you don't want to buy it.
Mike
From jim ****** to Me:
no i definitely want it. just bring it over man
my address is 415 ********* rd, ******, PA
just call me if you have any trouble
From me to jim ******:
Okay, I'll be over tomorrow.
From me to jim ******:
Jim,
I'm very sorry I was unable to make it to your house today. I had the TV loaded in the back of my pickup truck, and I was all set to go to your house. I just decided to make a quick stop in Chester to buy some stuff from a friend, and when I got back to my truck, the TV was gone. I can't figure out what the hell happened to it. I'm thinking maybe I hit a bump and it slid out of the truck, because I do forget to close my tailgate sometimes. I don't really remember if it was in the truck when I parked it, so I am baffled.
Anyway, this is totally my fault. Seeing as how I promised you a TV and lost it, I am going to help you out. I signed you up for a 2 year subscription to Plasma TV Enthusiasts Weekly. It is an excellent magazine that will give you a lot of information on plasma TVs to help you make the right decision when buying one. It is normally $84.99 a year, but
Algorithm followed by Majority of Girls on Facebook
1. Upload a new profile picture.
2. Wait for almost EVERYONE to Like and/or Comment "cute", "cho...chweeet", "so nice", "awesome", "beautiful" etc...
3. Be happy...
4. Respond to every comment & like INDIVIDUALLY with “Thanks, tky, Thank you sweetie…, you are so sweet” etc..so that the number of comments rises exponentially...
5. Be happy again!!!
6. Go to step 1 :P
2. Wait for almost EVERYONE to Like and/or Comment "cute", "cho...chweeet", "so nice", "awesome", "beautiful" etc...
3. Be happy...
4. Respond to every comment & like INDIVIDUALLY with “Thanks, tky, Thank you sweetie…, you are so sweet” etc..so that the number of comments rises exponentially...
5. Be happy again!!!
6. Go to step 1 :P
Romantic SMS!!!
I am on a mission:
Mission to avoid you,
to forget you, 2 get rid of you,
2 not 2 talk with you or meet u,
You know what my mission name is-
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!
Mission to avoid you,
to forget you, 2 get rid of you,
2 not 2 talk with you or meet u,
You know what my mission name is-
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!
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Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...
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Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show..
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I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!
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Every time
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I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!
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Every time
I miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!
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So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!
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Funny but right answers
In which battle did Napoleon die?
His last battle.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom of the page.
River Nile flows in which state?
Liquid.
What is the main reason for divorce?
Marriage.
What is the main reason for failure?
Exams.
What can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch & dinner.
What looks like half an apple?
The other half.
If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
It will simply become wet.
How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
No problem, he sleeps at night.
How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
Very large hands.
If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
No time at all, the wall is already built.
How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
His last battle.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom of the page.
River Nile flows in which state?
Liquid.
What is the main reason for divorce?
Marriage.
What is the main reason for failure?
Exams.
What can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch & dinner.
What looks like half an apple?
The other half.
If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
It will simply become wet.
How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
No problem, he sleeps at night.
How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
Very large hands.
If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
No time at all, the wall is already built.
How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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