New Crimea Attorney General - Cute Natalia Poklonskaya

So cute and innocent

Natalia Poklonskaya giving speeh to media

She has been popular in Japan and spreading virally
since she seems to resemble a Japanese anime character

Natalia Poklonskaya  photo taken few time back

So that's her - Natalia Poklonskaya, New Attorney General of Crimea

A Great saying by Albert Eienstien

Funniest email Conversation - Angry TV Buyer

Original ad:
I want a flatscreen tv. at least 40 inches and under $500. hit me up if you got what I want

From Me to ***********@**********.org:

Hey,

I am selling my 42" Westinghouse plasma TV for $400. It is in excellent condition. I'm just selling it because I got a bigger one and don't need this one anymore. Let me know if you are interested.

Mike

From jim ****** to Me:

yeah man thats perfect. ill buy that as soon as possible. would you be able to bring it to my house? i dont have a car. im home pretty much all day every day

you can call me if you want 610-***-****

From me to jim ******:

No problem, Jim. I could bring it by tomorrow after work. Are you sure you want to buy it though? I don't want to bring it there and have you decide you don't want to buy it.

Mike

From jim ****** to Me:

no i definitely want it. just bring it over man

my address is 415 ********* rd, ******, PA
just call me if you have any trouble

From me to jim ******:

Okay, I'll be over tomorrow.

From me to jim ******:

Jim,

I'm very sorry I was unable to make it to your house today. I had the TV loaded in the back of my pickup truck, and I was all set to go to your house. I just decided to make a quick stop in Chester to buy some stuff from a friend, and when I got back to my truck, the TV was gone. I can't figure out what the hell happened to it. I'm thinking maybe I hit a bump and it slid out of the truck, because I do forget to close my tailgate sometimes. I don't really remember if it was in the truck when I parked it, so I am baffled.

Anyway, this is totally my fault. Seeing as how I promised you a TV and lost it, I am going to help you out. I signed you up for a 2 year subscription to Plasma TV Enthusiasts Weekly. It is an excellent magazine that will give you a lot of information on plasma TVs to help you make the right decision when buying one. It is normally $84.99 a year, but

Algorithm followed by Majority of Girls on Facebook

1. Upload a new profile picture.
2. Wait for almost EVERYONE to Like and/or Comment "cute", "cho...chweeet", "so nice",  "awesome", "beautiful" etc...
3. Be happy...
4. Respond to every comment & like INDIVIDUALLY with “Thanks, tky, Thank you sweetie…, you  are so  sweet” etc..so that  the number of comments rises exponentially...
5. Be happy again!!!
6. Go to step 1 :P

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How to Propose Like a Boss

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Funniest ad conversation

Comanche Quest

Original ad:
Looking for a jeep comanche. Must be running and in good condition, can pay up to $500, offers for other trucks will be ignored.

From Mike Partlow to *********@*********.org:

Hey, I couldn't help but notice your ad looking for a Comanche. I don't have one, but seeing as it is such a rare car I figured I'd help you out and put you in touch with a friend of mine who is selling his. Would you like his contact information?

Mike

From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:

yeah that would be great thanks

From Mike Partlow to Joel *******:

Okay, it is ***********@gmail.com. Just tell him Mike sent ya.

Mike

From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:

Ok thanks

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From Joel ******* to Leo D:

Hey there your friend mike told me that you were interested in selling your jeep comanche?

From Leo D to Joel *******:

Ugh...freaking Mike. I'm sorry. Mike is an idiot. I told him that I knew a guy selling a Comanche. I'm not selling one. If you want I can have that guy contact you. I'll give his email address: *******@yahoo.com

Halloween Idea from Pepsi

How to get away with your Bad report card from parents!!!

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Peter and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Peter said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Peter taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Peter can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, 

Alicia.

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

Awesome and Funny T shirts Lines

Brilliant Insults

• Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head 
• If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport! 
• I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it. 
• Shock me, say something intelligent.
• I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my arse.    

Brilliant Toilet Sign

Best of Just for Laughs Gags( 2011) - Absolutely funny

Exam Fun

 The Best Insulting line written below a clock in an 

 Examination hall,

"Time Will Pass.. Will You..?"

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 A student grabs a coin, Flips it in the air & says,

"Head, I go to sleep. Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study." 

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Meaning of "etc.." while writing answers in exam

"End of Thinking Capacity" 

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80% of the Questions in final exam is based upon one lecture you missed and one chapter you didn't study.

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The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from the birth, until you enter the exam hall.

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During the exam

(-_-) ....(<_<)....(-_-) ....(>_>)....(-_-).....(<_<)

And when teacher looks at you,

 (v_v)

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Funny but right answers

In which battle did Napoleon die?
His last battle.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom of the page.

River Nile flows in which state?
Liquid.

What is the main reason for divorce?
Marriage.

What is the main reason for failure?
Exams.

What can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch & dinner.

What looks like half an apple?
The other half.

If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
It will simply become wet.

How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
No problem, he sleeps at night.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.

If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
Very large hands.

If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
No time at all, the wall is already built.

How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.