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Comanche Quest
Original ad:
Looking for a jeep comanche. Must be running and in good condition, can pay up to $500, offers for other trucks will be ignored.
From Mike Partlow to *********@*********.org:Looking for a jeep comanche. Must be running and in good condition, can pay up to $500, offers for other trucks will be ignored.
Hey, I couldn't help but notice your ad looking for a Comanche. I don't have one, but seeing as it is such a rare car I figured I'd help you out and put you in touch with a friend of mine who is selling his. Would you like his contact information?
Mike
From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:
yeah that would be great thanks
From Mike Partlow to Joel *******:
Okay, it is ***********@gmail.com. Just tell him Mike sent ya.
Mike
From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:
Ok thanks
From Joel ******* to Leo D:
Hey there your friend mike told me that you were interested in selling your jeep comanche?
From Leo D to Joel *******:
Ugh...freaking Mike. I'm sorry. Mike is an idiot. I told him that I knew a guy selling a Comanche. I'm not selling one. If you want I can have that guy contact you. I'll give his email address: *******@yahoo.com
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